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Were the upstate schools closed due to blizzard conditions while all you got was a miserable two hour rain delay? Did you ever have a valuable 18 inch snow storm wasted because it occurred while you were on vacation? Are you tired of global warming robbing you of your legal right to at least two or more snow days a year? Well now, thanks to the Captain Earth Science 'Instant Snow Day' Rocket Kit you can 'launch' a snow day whenever you and your friends are in the mood. Each 'Instant Snow Day' kit comes complete with the new and improved RX-99 high altitude solid fuel rocket, high-efficiency silver iodide crystals to seed the clouds, and the Captain's own special blend of secret herbs and spices guaranteed to lower the temperature, raise the dewpoint and force every last drop of water vapor to sublimate into a winter wonderland whenever and wherever you choose. |
| Best of all, the 'Instant Snow
Day' Rocket Kit is endorsed by Al Gore himself! So don't wait another minute.
Save the planet while you're saving yourself! Get yours while supplies last.
Results of "Instant Snow
Day" rocket test: (Actual elapsed time: 38 minutes - results may vary) |
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