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Remember this guy? He's the celebrity formerly known as , and when it comes to tokens and labels there's no greater authority anywhere. That's why and Captain Earth Science have joined forces to eliminate perhaps the greatest threat to society since 'voodoo economics'. That's right, the insidious evil of  rampant symbolism is everywhere!

Every religion has a symbol. Every country, every state and political party is represented by some highly stylized icon. Corporations have logos, products have trademarks, and every team in every sport in every country has adopted some sort of mascot or caricature. 

The problem is that most people can't distinguish the symbol from the entity it represents. People are killed for defaming mascots or beaten senseless for burning an effigy. Enough is enough! That's why the Captain and have created S.O.S. , an international organization to Stamp Out Symbolism and we need your help!

Your one time, tax deductible contribution to this vital organization will help eliminate the scourge of symbolism from our planet and will entitle you to proudly wear the handsome designer illustrations that we'll send as our way of saying 'thanks for your support'. For just $19.95 you'll receive eight S.O.S. buttons in several different sizes, two hypoallergenic S.O.S. rubber wrist bands, a dozen  self-adhesive S.O.S. stickers in six different colors and, if you act now we'll send you our bonus, 2 highly reflective S.O.S. bumper stickers. You can make a difference. Click on the icon below to contribute and display your instantly recognizable S.O.S. paraphernalia with pride!